Lancashire chavs
Yer mum's yer dad, Yer dad's yer mum, Yer interbred, Yer Burnley scum...
Canto You Don't Know What Yer Doing
Sang when someone proposed on the pitch, can't remember where. Why do people do this?
Canto If You're Watching on the Telly...
For those who watch at home instead of being there!